New Boobs (2006)

Patricia can't help but notice that the neighbor she likes dates a woman with breasts larger than hers. On the subway, she sees an ad for Dr. Loobie's "Loobie" - a non-surgical enhancement. Patricia tries coconuts (a lovely pair), cabbages, and melons before choosing the Loobie that's right for her. Brimming over with confidence, she approaches her neighbor and his dog. What could go awry, but if anything does, can she recover from the fallout?